Gregg: Yeah I’m pretty sure thanks to gerrymandering there’s no chance the R will lose.
Me: The R will win.
Gregg: Yeah, 100%. It’s a certainty.
Me: The ONLY thing that would guarantee a more landslide win for R in my town was if the D candidate was a proven illegal who killed a nun in a DUI accident and got caught fingerbanging her corpse by a crowd of third graders on their way to sunday school.
Gregg: I CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN.