Overheard in iChat: Part 9 (District 10)

Gregg: Yeah I’m pretty sure thanks to gerrymandering there’s no chance the R will lose.

Me: The R will win.

Gregg: Yeah, 100%. It’s a certainty.

Me: The ONLY thing that would guarantee a more landslide win for R in my town was if the D candidate was a proven illegal who killed a nun in a DUI accident and got caught fingerbanging her corpse by a crowd of third graders on their way to sunday school.

Gregg: I CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN.

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