Me: Everyone makes fun of them, so why not buy one [of these]? Wear it to Clyde’s & shit on yuppie night.
Gregg: Oh man those wolf shirts.
Me: Yeah. It’s ten bucks; why not?
Gregg: My favorite comment so far (besides Tuscan Whole Milk refs) is: “I have this same tattoo on my chest so this shirt really helps in cold weather.”
Gregg: I am sure before long wearing one will be hipster-ironic.
Me: Fuck. Another grand scheme scuttled in the development phase.