Select out-takes from Beanlet’s first TV hockey game. Caps defeat the Ducks 6-4 in Anaheim.
Me: Offensive zone giveaway Nylander? Really? Man, you suck.
Sean: [bubbly fart]
Me: How apropos.
Me: I can’t believe Theodore didn’t give up a fat-ass rebound on that shot, can you?
Me: I know… always to the slot. Time for burpings.
Me: SCORE! Man, Bradley was at the right place at the right time on that one, huh?
Sean: [milky foam extrusion]
Me: You’re right, he is a bit underrated.
Me: GOAL! Good going to the net Dave Steckel.
Me: Wake up, Beanlet. Aw shit. 30 seconds after you score you let one in? Are you fucking kidding me?
Me: It’s okay little buddy, you didn’t miss anything good. Time for bed.