Cheap Inauguration Accommodations

I found this article titled “$40,000 Inauguration Hotel Packages” over on Fark.

Guess what!

We will have 2 bedrooms available come Obamarama time, and we’re about 25 road miles from the White House.

The basement room with the queen bed, private bathroom w/ shower, family room with couch, chair, Internet access, mini-fridge, elliptical and FIOS television? You can have it for $750 per night, no minimum. BARGAIN!

The upstairs room with the full-size bed? $500 per night.

You’ll have to share the bathroom with me & the Beanlet (Erin has her own). DEEP DEEP DISCOUNT!

Potential candidates must rent their own car (guest parking available).

Contact me at your earliest convenience, hippies.

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