Questions of the Day

Q: How does a very large, very dead, very fly-ridden mouse end up on the 2nd floor deck?

A: I have no idea, but that shit was gross.

Q: How does one properly dispose of said corpse?

A: It’s a trade secret, but the items you’ll need include: a stick, an empty shoe box, and lots of duct tape.

Note to wife: DO NOT open the pink shoe box with duct tape on it!

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s