Q: How does a very large, very dead, very fly-ridden mouse end up on the 2nd floor deck?
A: I have no idea, but that shit was gross.
Q: How does one properly dispose of said corpse?
A: It’s a trade secret, but the items you’ll need include: a stick, an empty shoe box, and lots of duct tape.
Note to wife: DO NOT open the pink shoe box with duct tape on it!