Does this tripe make The New Yorker if Avery plays in Phoenix? Not fucking likely. Also, how does such an egotistical prick pull off sounding kind of “normal guy” while–at the same time–being ultra-pretentious?
You’re an enigma, Sean Avery. And you’re trying too hard to be “interesting”.
Nota bene: I use “enigma” for lack of a better word. My vulgarity currently escapes me.
Any of my 4 readers have an appropriate noun or adjective?