Primary Objective: White cake (not of the pound variety) with white icing. Coconut cake from the frozen dessert section will have to do.
Secondary Objective: Fresh strawberries to compliment Primary Objective.
Tertiary Objective: Fresh cantaloupe. A slightly-less-ripened melon will have to do (I never purchased one before).
Results: “This is exactly… exactly what I wanted!”
Have I mentioned that Erin is pregnant?