Watching the Caps-Leafs game tonight, Joe Beninati calls the play-by-play:
Joe: And Mats Sundin tries to go five-hole on Kolzig.
Erin: I don’t like it when they say “five-hole”.
Me: Why not?
Erin: It always makes me think of my butthole.
Then she started counting holes… numbers 1 and 2 were her ears.