I was going to review the first game in all the NHL playoff series tonight.
But after the Bolts lost (fuck you, Perrin), I spent some quality time looking at houses for sale online with My Lovely Bride ™.
Then… Jedi was on. I had to watch it… it’s fucking Jedi, bitches. You know what’s fucked up about the Jedi they show on the Skinemax nowadays? They replaced the all fucked-up and crusty-lookin’ VaderDad come clean after his death with the shitbrick from the prequels. That shit is not right, and violates the sanctity of all of my childhood Star Wars memories.
Lucas: You Fucking Suck.
Then: It’s garbage night.
Okay… so I didn’t get to review the hockey games…
(and for that glove-down and throw the puck back into play: fuck you, Holmqvist)