On the topic of bowling:
Gregg: Now if you’re all, “Let’s go bowling and get arrested,” I can offer a number of strategies to facilitate this.
Me: I don’t want my first arrest to be for drunk and disorderly at a fuckin’ bowling alley.
Me: I want it to be fucking epic.
Gregg: Like fucking a mime to death?
Me: Only if the mime is a retarded nun.