Overheard in iChat: Part 3

On the topic of bowling:

Gregg: Now if you’re all, “Let’s go bowling and get arrested,” I can offer a number of strategies to facilitate this.

Me: I don’t want my first arrest to be for drunk and disorderly at a fuckin’ bowling alley.

Me: I want it to be fucking epic.

Gregg: Like fucking a mime to death?

Me: Only if the mime is a retarded nun.

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