With the 41-14 drubbing issued by the national champion Florida Gators, yours truly will enjoy unlimited control of the 42” plasma for the purposes of NHL ‘07 on the Playstation2 until midnight on Friday… with no spousal retribution or repercussions.
For those of you playing along at home, the Washington Capitals are currently undefeated 13-0 in an abbreviated 29-game season with penalties and offsides turned on. Don’t be a hater, or I will score all over your shit and have your starting goalie pulled in the 1st. Trust.
The ongoing fantasy will have to wait, however, as tonight represents the resurrection of a long-lost tradition: The Foof and I are going into the city to see the Flyers (who suck) take on the real-life Caps… who aren’t sucking as badly as everyone thought they would.
The Flyers, however, are in the process of redefining the word suck, as they are the worst team in the NHL.
It’s about goddamned time.