Gregg: I thought the bulk [of Hispanic immigrants] around NoVA was Salvadoran (hence the MS-13 hysteria).
Me: (shrugging) I suppose.
Me: But you don’t hear about MH-13 from Honduras because it doesn’t exist, and is therefore useless in the main stream media / Bush Administration plot to scare the living shit out of white America.
Gregg: I’m keeping my eye on you for the good of the country. You might try that reconquista shit at any moment.
Me: Good tack.
Me: You never know when I’m gonna’ snap and start channeling the Pancho Villa action.
Gregg: One minute you’re watching hockey, and the next thing you know, boom.
Me: Beans everywhere.
Minor liberties were taken with the actual iChat transcript for presentation purposes.