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The flick w/ Robert Deniro & freak-child Dakota Fanning…

I saw the trailer before it hit theaters… and damn, it looked good and plenty spooky. We watched it on PPV tonight.

What a horrible fucking flick.

The suspense offered forth by the trailer was, on one hand, setting up the bait-and-switch, and on the other, more suspenseful than any moment of the movie, or the whole film gestalt.

Skip it. It’s trash.