I wish I could make some perverted joke, but I got nothin’ because it’s true… all three floors.

Super-hardcore carpet installation starts tomorrow at 8am, so it’s time to break down the computer and all other electrical devices in the house; I’ll slam them into temporary storage and reinstall after I’m barefoot and draggin’ dogs in plush-ass luxury.

Not that I’ve been posting much anyway… but at least I have an excuse for tomorrow, eh?