Brought to You by the Letter “B”

“The time has come,” the Walrus said, “To talk of many things…” [1872]

Bombastic: Everything I write here on MMH.

Barbeque: This past Saturday, we bought Gary’s First Grill. In a lot of ways, it’s just like baby’s first book, in that I’ve never cooked anything involving a flame outside of boiling water and putting something in it. My first foray into searing flesh outdoors turned out pretty bad-ass, to be honest. Erin even said, “This is better than any meal we’ve had out in a long time.” She helped a lot, did all of the prep-work, and provided essential oversight. We had some steaks, veggies, and she dug on some shrimp… overall 87% to perfect. Pat the Bunny, bitches.

Biology: Like the idiot savant that I am… I find myself pulling random—yet accurate and archaic—biological facts that happen to surface in day-to-day conversation. It’s weird… like Rain Man weird.

Blackura: During a short Slev run for with-Gregg beers last Wednesday, the ol’ dog turned 66,666 miles. Fuckin’ metal! Time for an oil change and get that wheel bearing looked at. [history] Coming back from Annapolis on Saturday, however, the trans started floppin’ around like Linda Blair in “The Exorcist”. Today, I dropped it off at the local shop for the trifecta: oil change, wheel bearing replacement, transmission overhaul. In other words:

Blackura: What an excellent day for an exorcism.
Me: You would like that?
Blackura: Intensely.

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4 thoughts on “Brought to You by the Letter “B”

  1. I’m trying to ignore the fact that the real number of the beast is 616. Fucking biblical scholars and their fancy ancient scroll translating.

  2. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU… to wash and wax -hell- get a full detail job on the soon-to-be satan free Pimpsled.

  3. Matt: But I read it was some political diatribe with codes for people of the time, and 616 represents Nero… not necessarily Satan. *shrug* Who would have thought that religion was based on politics, instead of the other way around (which America is getting used to)?

  4. Don’t even get me started, bitches! I just sat through 4 months of “The Catholic Tradition” where they outright tell you (Catholic version) the Bible was put together and torn apart and put back together…politics.

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