The Yokes (my boy from Canadia), shot me an email featuring this movie from the CBC earlier today [goddamned Windows-Media-Player-required piece of shit].
Rick Mercer forgot only one motherfucking thing (providing the clip was filmed before this spring): The Lightning won the Stanley Cup—full season—against a Canadian team that still calls Canada home.
So there you go.
And, as The Yokes stated in his email… Mercer’s pretty much right.
Never invite Gary… Bettman, that is.
Tiny Afterthought: You should always invite Gary (the me Gary); I have more hair than Bettman, have no control over the direction of the NHL, and am pretty much a fun kinda’ guy… or so I’ve heard.