Red Sox Fans: Bostonians, enjoy your World Series Championship. Revel in it. Touch it, feel it, love it. It is truly one of those fleeting moments of ecstacy.
Bostonians: Don’t riot and loot and act like assholes.
Inevitable Rioters: Don’t kill anybody.
Boston Cops: Don’t kill any more people, especially 21-year-old college co-eds ‘mkay?
Red Sox Fans: Yay! Double yay for you! You won already. Now shut the fuck up.
The only reason left to justify the existence of the MLB: Cubbies. After that *poof* what is baseball? Irony intended.
Lunar Eclipse: Fucking beautiful. A sensational display by nature and physics and whatnot.
(still no hockey)