Don’t be Embarrassed to Give Me Lamb!

Cost to avoid the U.S. invasion of your country in search of WMDs: 300 pounds of lamb. [Smoking Gun via Fark] Sure, it’s Argentina, but I bet Saddam’s kicking himself in the ass for not thinking of it first.

Circumstances justifying acceptance: Non-acceptance would cause embarrassment to donor and U.S. Government. Rinse. Repeat.