I Swear I’m Not a Senator

My publishable translation of this The New Yorker article… which is obviously poking fun.

Cheney: (to Leahy) Go fuck yourself.
Leahy: (to Cheney) Motherfucker.
Cheney: Suck my dick.
Leahy: Shove it up your ass.
Cheney: Go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut.

… or something like that. Sure, it’s a “humor” piece, but since when has The New Yorker actually been funny? I have no idea, since I’ve never read it… but if oft-seen Seinfeld reruns are any indication, TNY has never been funny.

Then again, you gotta’ love that a pretentious publication gives a shout-out to ‘Cube.