Are going to the Stanley Cup Finals.
This is good for three reasons.
Numero Uno: I love the underdog. Having been a Cubs, Bucs, Lightning fan for so long, how can you blame me?
Numero Dos: If the Bolts make the Finals, and ([deity] forbid) lose… then thank [deity] that it was #6 in the West. Calgary.
Numero Tres: If the Bolts don’t make the Finals, then fuck the Flyers (as always) and go go go you bastards in Calgary. Kill them. Kill kill kill.