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Sergei Gonchar, who leads the Washington Capitals in ice time, is a healthy scratch tonight against the Florida Panthers. Can yet another trade be in the making? Eh… the prospect of ditching Gonchar doesn’t bother me too much. He doesn’t offer much on the blue line, but the power play will definitely take a hit.

Rumor has it that Martin St. Louis (who Catherine lovingly refers to as “the fucking midget”) will win “his second straight NHL offensive player of the month award”. It hasn’t been picked up by the AP yet, but the folks in Canada really have their shit together when it comes to hockey.