Usually, the Toronto Maple Leafs own the Lightning.
Not tonight… until a bullshit icing call against the Bolts that never crossed Toronto’s goal red line. That bullshit call brought the face-off back into the Tampa zone, allowing Toronto to put six attackers on the ice… resulting in the tying goal for Toronto, which is why the game is in overtime as I type. Bolts get a “W” and two points if not for that one bullshit call.
Fuck. They can’t even pluralize properly. Update eminent.
Update: It ends in a tie, the Bolts get one point. Fuck you, Toronto. Fuck you, officials. By the way, the plural of “leaf” is “leaves”. You motherfuckers. (breathe in… breathe out…)
The Bolts got fucked, and that’s not fair.