A couple of years ago, [my company] hired a woman to take over my design and desktop publishing responsibilities so I could focus more on Intranet and product development. She lasted all of three months because, ultimately, she lied during her interview. We even dropped hardcore coin on all the necessary Adobe products for her PC, since she couldn’t work a Mac.
Today, I was purchasing the upgrade CD for Photoshop CS on the sawtooth, and one of the bosses happened to be in my office.
Him: Hrm… we never did upgrade that Windows Photoshop beyond 6.0, did we?
Me: Heh… we fired her after three months. Seems that her release cycle was obviously shorter than Adobe’s.