All Hail the Return of…

Publically-Accessible Irony
So Strom Thurmond (dead-SC)–longtime bigot, former racist fuck segregationist and Senatorial invalid–got his freak on with his family’s black maid while in his early twenties (via Salon). The result of that union (or, congress, if you will) was a daughter, who is now 78 years old, although ol’ Strommy secretly recognized her as his daughter over 60 years ago. And, she’s half-black (sometimes people need this shit spelled out for them). That is awesome. See? Even famous racist fucks have no leg to stand on when it comes to schism. Disclaimer: all puns fully and shamefully intended.

Pete’s Wicked Winter Brew
Well… it is a winter brew, after all. But, I haven’t been able to find it at my local grocery store for the past few years. They used to have it on tap at the F Street bar at MCI, before they changed management and started slobbin’ dog balls. If you’ve never had it, pick up a sixer and enjoy the creamy 5.2% goodness. Be warned, however, the caps aren’t twisties, and the foam might rush out of the bottle neck when opened.

I’ll definitely be lugging a twelver to [she]’s housewarming “wine tasting” party this weekend. Wine? Psh. That shit’ll kill ya’.

The King
I guess. Big news about the last movie in the “Lord of the Rings” trilogy. I haven’t even seen the second one. But, I thought three entries to this post would be more aesthetically pleasing. Plus, I love the skinny Elvis. So there you go.

One thought on “All Hail the Return of…

  1. The extended edition of The Two Towers is worth renting, if only for the extras that will explain a lot of backstory you might not get, or to see all the cool stuff they did to make the flick.

    Or you can always just ask me, I’m good at ‘splainin.

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