After kicking the shit out of the Islanders, the Caps have started fellating their opponents. In order, based on category:
Solid players: Steve Eminger, Olaf Kolzig, Jason Doig, Robert Lang (fucker), Dainius Zubrus, Steve Konowalchuk.
Sketchy players: Brian Sutherby, Peter Bondra, Jaromir Jagr, Mike Greer (horrible penalty/suspension), Jeff Halpern.
Butt-Sacks: Everyone else.
Sure, they’ll get better, but… what the hell am I saying? [Diety] I hope they get better.