Caps: Week 1 Review

After kicking the shit out of the Islanders, the Caps have started fellating their opponents. In order, based on category:

Solid players: Steve Eminger, Olaf Kolzig, Jason Doig, Robert Lang (fucker), Dainius Zubrus, Steve Konowalchuk.

Sketchy players: Brian Sutherby, Peter Bondra, Jaromir Jagr, Mike Greer (horrible penalty/suspension), Jeff Halpern.

Butt-Sacks: Everyone else.

Sure, they’ll get better, but… what the hell am I saying? [Diety] I hope they get better.

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