That Jason Doe kid must be fourteen.
One last dig: it’s is a contraction meaning it is… it’s not possessive. Note proper usage.
I realize that I’m splitting hairs in deigning to bring this up again. He no longer factors into my realm of existence. This is the last you’ll read about him.
I hope he’s thirty years old and lives next door. We could kill a lot of beers together, and I’d be more than happy to dress him down on every occasion.
Hey, at least I consider trying to put forth the effort behind being self-deprecating.