A Necessary Phoenix

I’m not talking about Arizona. This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read, even if follow-up posts aren’t allowed under the fascist Slashdot journal regime:

“There are exactly 5 types of acceptable facial hair: goatee, van dyke (aka “goatee plus mustache”), beard, tasteful mustache, or tasteful sideburns. You are allowed to be messy, scruffy, unshaven, whatever. That’s fine. If it takes you more than an hour to shave, and you need a template to do so, you need to die.”

Gregg is awesome… and I’ve fulfilled my Wednesday ‘blog-post obligation.

Thanks, Gregg!