Beanlet Blog Update 5

In which Erin gets great news.

Beanlet Blog Update 4

In which Erin learns that not all is as it seems. Or at least, all is not as it was promised. I refrain from cussing, but it’s not that difficult to fill in the fucking blanks.

Beanlet Blog Update 3

In which we learn something truly amazing–or truly fucked-up–about Erin’s placenta. Also, new images of The Beanlet, including his impersonations of 2 famous music stars… and his massive balls.

Beanlet Blog Update 2

In which we discuss the not-so-common phenomenon called placenta previa.

Beanlet Blog Update 1

As promised, I updated The Beanlet Blog.

The latest post includes an image from the 20-week sonogram.

The Beanlet Blog

I promised Erin that I would not use profanity on the new baby website. A completely separate blog seemed to be in order.

http://beanlet.wordpress.com/

Note the permanent link over in the right sidebar under “See Also”.

I’ve cross-posted 2 (edited) posts from here, and will be adding to that blog soon (hopefully tonight). Also, I’m hoping to get Erin in on the blogging over there… it must get tiresome reading only my view of the baby situation.

Overheard in iChat: Part 6

Me: Erin found some baby clothes that said something on the front in PHP.

Me: Like: <?php “baby();”> or something like that.

Me: So that made me think: “Python onesie”.

class Baby(Human):
   def __init__(self):
       return self

Gregg: Isn’t that a singleton?

Me: I don’t know what a “singleton” is… at least how it relates to programming.

Gregg: A class that only exists to return a single object.

Me: Then, yes, it would be.

Gregg: Technically, I guess it should test if other instances exist and either kill them or refuse to create.

Gregg: But it’s a fucking baby thing, there’s not enough space on the child’s front for real design patterns.

Gregg: Looking over those last few lines, I now know why I never get invited to parties.

Me: You wouldn’t want to imply that the baby kills other instances of Baby which subclass Human.

Me: Not yet, anyway.

Me: You could always subclass differently to imply it.

class Baby(Cthulu):
    RECURSION

The Spawn is On

Erin had her 8-week sonogram today. As I messaged to The Foof and Gregg afterward:

Operation Nipper: Lima Bean Phase is a GO; I repeat, we are GO!

It’s clicky.

If you’re wondering if I’m going to be that insufferable motherfucker who constantly posts shit about his wife’s pregnancy: Yeah, probably.

I’m all up in this shit.

This Changes Everything