Questions of the Day

09Jul08

Q: How does a very large, very dead, very fly-ridden mouse end up on the 2nd floor deck?

A: I have no idea, but that shit was gross.

Q: How does one properly dispose of said corpse?

A: It’s a trade secret, but the items you’ll need include: a stick, an empty shoe box, and lots of duct tape.

Note to wife: DO NOT open the pink shoe box with duct tape on it!

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